flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

crilpert:

pavalios:

sharpnee:

maybealainy:

laiperzg:

pangras:

I fucking hate this kid

Oh god. 

More like worst teenager in the world

i want to punch this kids face fuck

HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS FUCKER

….

lolsofunny:

laugh-addict:

(lol here!)

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”